Rabbit jokes
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How is a rabbit like a plum?
They're both purple, except for the rabbit.
Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?
Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.
May I buy half a rabbit?
No, we don't split hares!
My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't.
How do you know he isn't?
Because I am.
Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?
Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.
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