Rabbit jokes
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Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I'm all out of carrots. What should I do?
Friend: Don't worry; be hoppy!
Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?
I believe he's eating your lettuce.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do!
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